Frenchie is going away to military school, in Riverside on Teasdale Avenue, he will learn to share, work as a team player, clean his dorm, shine his shoes, and eat tasteless food, just like I did. He will also awaken to this drill sargeant singing "You're in the Army now" one of Jenny's favs from her teenage days.
zwwkhTranslated, that says; Frenchie will get hosed down with a garden hose if she gets dirty trying to dig under the fence to freedom, room service would be; pick whatever room she wants to be locked up in, and pick whatever ceiling fan she wants to be tied up on, and hand feeding? I normally hand feed them with a slingshot here at Fort Myra, Military Acadamy Extrodinaire.
By the way, all recent graduates from Fort Myra now sport spiked collars, tattoos, and they cuss alot more than they used to, empty beer cans will also show up mysteriously on and around the recliner and big screen T.V.jmho. Drill Sargeant Dave.
Yup, first thing this drill sargeant is going to do is shave the new recruit down so we can tattoo her properly, hope she doesn't squeal like a pig, yuk, yuk.
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Next time you come, you gotta bring Frenchie with you!!
Frenchie is going away to military school, in Riverside on Teasdale Avenue, he will learn to share, work as a team player, clean his dorm, shine his shoes, and eat tasteless food, just like I did. He will also awaken to this drill sargeant singing "You're in the Army now" one of Jenny's favs from her teenage days.
Frenchie is going to a relaxing spa resort with room service, where you will fan her and hand feed her.
zwwkhTranslated, that says; Frenchie will get hosed down with a garden hose if she gets dirty trying to dig under the fence to freedom, room service would be; pick whatever room she wants to be locked up in, and pick whatever ceiling fan she wants to be tied up on, and hand feeding? I normally hand feed them with a slingshot here at Fort Myra, Military Acadamy Extrodinaire.
By the way, all recent graduates from Fort Myra now sport spiked collars, tattoos, and they cuss alot more than they used to, empty beer cans will also show up mysteriously on and around the recliner and big screen T.V.jmho. Drill Sargeant Dave.
Sounds like dad's a little excited to have a new guest in the house.
Yup, first thing this drill sargeant is going to do is shave the new recruit down so we can tattoo her properly, hope she doesn't squeal like a pig, yuk, yuk.
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